Google Ads and websites for Aussie service businesses. Month to month. No lock-ins, no hidden fees, no 40-page reports nobody reads.
The problem
You started it because you're good at what you do. Whether it's removals, trades, cleaning, personal training, or fixing cars in someone's driveway on a Saturday morning, you back yourself on the job. The problem is, being good at the job isn't enough anymore.
If the phone's not ringing, it doesn't matter how sharp your skills are or how many five-star reviews you've got sitting on Google. You're still sitting in the van between jobs wondering where next week's work is coming from.
You've tried the agencies. You signed a 12-month deal with some outfit in a glass office who promised the world. They sent you pretty charts full of impressions and reach. Your phone stayed quiet. They passed you to a junior, then another junior, then an account manager who pronounced your business name wrong on the call.
You've tried doing it yourself. Late nights fiddling with Google Ads after a 10-hour shift, watching your budget burn through in three days because nobody ever told you how to set it up properly. Or paying your nephew who "does websites" for a site that looks alright but doesn't bring in a single lead.
You're not wrong to be frustrated. The industry's set up to take money off business owners like you and deliver graphs instead of customers.
We cut the agency theatre. No junior shuffle, no "discovery calls" to find out what it costs, no impressions dressed up as results. Just custom reporting software we built ourselves — pointed at one thing only: return on investment.
Most agencies hand you a Looker Studio export and call it a report. We built our own dashboard, pulling straight from your ad accounts, call tracking, and form submissions. Cost, conversions, conversion rate, cost per result — refreshed in real time, no spin.
You log in whenever you want and see exactly what your money's doing. If a number's red, we're already on it. If it's green, you'll know where to spend more.
No vanity metrics — just pure leads.
Month to month, always. If we're not doing the job, you walk. Simple as that.
Scroll down. It's all there. No "book a discovery call" just to find out what it costs.
Impressions don't pay your bills. Phone calls and form submissions do. That's what we measure.
Not a junior. The bloke who built the ads is the bloke who answers your text. No shuffle.
Big agency knowledge. Startup hustle. Creative chops. Without the agency markup.
Fifteen minutes. No pitch deck, no hard sell. We work out if we're a fit, or we don't.
This is where most agencies stall for weeks. We don't. Our automated pipeline handles the grunt work, briefs, wireframes, copy drafts, page builds, so what normally takes three to four weeks takes us days.
Most builds are up and running within a week of kick-off. Ads launch. Leads start coming in. You start answering the phone while other business owners are still waiting on "onboarding."
Every week we look at what's actually working, the calls, the form fills, and double down on it. Everything else gets cut.
Once a month. Short. Useful. Written like a human. No 40-page PDF that lives in your inbox unread.
Fast, sales-driven, lead-optimised websites — built on WordPress so you own it, you can edit it, no lock-in. Engineered to convert before a single ad goes live.
Eight-plus years of building lead-driven sites means we've watched what actually closes deals — heading order, where the proof sits, call buttons that don't get buried on a phone screen, the works.
We fuse that data with best-practice conversion design and pour it into every page. The result: a website that does its job just by being live. No A/B-testing for six months. No "let's see how it performs." It performs.
helps your business just by being live.
Plug in your numbers. Budget, your average sale, a realistic close rate. We'll model three scenarios — conservative, moderate, optimistic — and show you what the return really looks like on paper.
We only work with businesses we reckon we can actually help. That's why the first chat is free and honest. If we're not the right fit, we'll tell you. But once we take you on, we're putting our money where our mouth is.
If we don't get you profitable, or at the bare minimum get your management fee back in real job value, we work the next month for free. And the month after. And the month after. Until it's working. No fine print. We either make you money or we don't get paid.
Happy with the work? Send someone our way. If they sign on, your next month is free. No cap, no limit. Send us three mates, you've got three months free. Simple as that.
I started out in music. Spent years making things that had to actually move people, because if a track's boring, nobody listens. That's stuck with me. Marketing's the same game. If it doesn't land, it doesn't work.
Then I did my time inside the big agencies. Saw how they run the machine. Saw what's worth the money and what's a straight-up markup racket being sold to business owners who don't know any better.
I also ran lean in startup land, where a quiet week means you're losing sleep and doing the numbers at midnight. Both sides taught me the same lesson: service businesses don't need clever. They need customers.
That's why Online Creative Dudes exists. You run a real business. Real overheads, real staff, real pressure. You don't need another agency selling you brand awareness. You need the phone to ring on Monday.
Three ways to work with us. All month-to-month. All honest pricing, right here on the page. No dramas.
If you turn up, fix things, and send an invoice — chances are we've run ads for someone just like you. Here's a taste:
If your business lives or dies by the phone ringing and you turn up to do the job yourself — we've probably run ads for someone just like you.
Check if we're a fit
We don't chase reviews. They just show up when the phone keeps ringing.
Nope. Everything's month to month. The only exception is the 12-month website bundle, and that's because we're building you a full site to keep at the end of it.
Then you don't pay. If we don't get you profitable or at least earn your management fee back in real job value, the next month's on us. We keep working until it's firing.
Usually within the first two weeks once ads go live. Because our build process is automated, you're not waiting a month to even get started. We can have you live in days.
Yep. Have a chat with Garo and he'll walk you through real campaigns in your industry, without naming names, because your competitors would love that intel.
Garo leads a small, hand-picked team and oversees every campaign, landing page, and optimisation himself. Nothing goes out the door without his sign-off. No offshore team. No junior on their first week. We're a small, specialised crew of dudes here to add real value to SMEs right across Australia.
If you're an Aussie service business running removals, trades, cleaning, fitness, mobile services, or anything in that world, probably yes. Send a quick message and we'll tell you straight up if we're the right fit.
Fifteen minutes on the phone. No pitch, no pressure. Either we're your dude or we're not.
Send a quick note. We'll get back same day, usually within an hour. No automated replies, no sales sequence, just Garo.
